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1. Marines: inherently strong aura, also have the best uniform by far, not even close

2. Army: most versatile branch, we do it all, the first and the best, top tier aura

3. Air Force: flying Air Force, big time aura, blow shit up, hell yeah, walking Air Force, very weak aura, almost non existent

4. Navy: float on boats all day, weakest dress uniform by a mile

5. Space Force: no aura at all, possibly negative aura

6. Coast Guard: 💀

Killers, I have a confession to make that has been eating at me for the better part of 2 decades.

I was the Phantom Shitter of Al Asad during OIF.

For those of you unfamiliar, during the early years of OIF, there were several incidents where turds were found inside the shower stalls of the cans. Word spread throughout the unit and everyone had theories of who may be responsible. It turned into an almost Salem Witch Trial-like atmosphere with Marine blaming Marine, Marine blaming Corpsman, and Marine blaming the Iraqi sanitation workers. Two all hands musters were called in the cans by SMAJ when a fresh specimen was discovered. Until one day, they suddenly stopped.

It started off innoc

I (23M) have been with my BF (22M) for the last 2 years. In that time, we have had some highs and some lows, normal relationship stuff. We fight, we forgive, life goes on. But over the last few months I’ve noticed my feelings for him have lessened, to the point I think I should end it. Now normally, that’s not interesting but here’s my issue. Part of the reason I want to leave him is for a coworker of mine who I find myself liking, but she’s a woman and I’ve been gay my entire life.

I’ve never been into women. I can tell when a woman is attractive, but I have personally never been attracted to them. In my younger days I even tried because I wanted to be “normal”. It took me many years to

I (23M) have been with my BF (22M) for the last 2 years. In that time, we have had some highs and some lows, normal relationship stuff. We fight, we forgive, life goes on. But over the last few months I’ve noticed my feelings for him have lessened, to the point I think I should end it. Now normally, that’s not interesting but here’s my issue. Part of the reason I want to leave him is for a coworker of mine who I find myself liking, but she’s a woman and I’ve been gay my entire life.

I’ve never been into women. I can tell when a woman is attractive, but I have personally never been attracted to them. In my younger days I even tried because I wanted to be “normal”. It took me many years to c