Cryptiod137

Close, the actual legal term is enjizzlement because the person making the profit was the person cumming, enriching themselves through their own cum is no better than any other white-collar crime. Cum extortion is a different type of ejaculatory-dereliction in a long (sticky) list of semen-based crimes. Just off the top of my head you've got:

Criminal Miscumduct (where the cum itself is not illegal but that specific use of cum is illegal)

Ropery (the theft of cum through the emission of violence)

5-Finger Vandalism (the old "jerk & jet" where cum is used to disturb, disfigure, or otherwise alter the property of another person)

Mugsterbation (when no cum is actually seen during the cr

This is first world anarchists not madlads. Plus it's a cheap sob story.

OP, your craven groveling for upvotes without regard to integrity of the subreddit sickens me to my core.

And to those who think I am being too harsh, I ask you, do you want to let in just any kind of content? Do you want to become r/pics or (shudders) r/funny? Is that what you want? A slow watering down of a concept until it becomes meaningless? Felche's Law states that "without zealous downvoting, all subreddits eventually become general interest subreddits, regardless of the original intent." There must be standards! And they must be enforced! I urge you all to downvote this dead dog!