Daide

Kid's name I came across due to my job. No vowels allowed. Apparently.

For me, I'd be happy with a news channel doing a bit of a recap but switching to "...in other news, the nation of Sokovia back in the headlines due to a civil war. The current president and Sokovian army are in an increasingly bloody struggle dealing with a group known as the Latverian Defense Force..."

We're playing through the campaign and we're essentially at the final fight. We have hours left before the Cassalanters complete the ritual and off we went to storm the manor and save Waterdeep like the heroes we are.

So when we get inside and pull one guard aside to take care of him quietly...and he outright boot-fucks us. Like, his first attack was to charge the warlock through the party and to 1 shot her and put her down with 2 failed death saves and her turn coming up right after. The fight didn't go much better as it went on and we won by the skin of our teeth with 0 healing spells left and almost zero spell slots on anybody else.

Like, we now have to go through and theoretically figh