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I write match reports for my five a side team despite being in my late 30s.

One of our players returned from a three week holiday and scored a hat trick. What's the right cliche for this kind of situation? Like a returning injured player bagging immediately when they return...it might be the hangover but I'm struggling with what the right cliche would be.

I'm usually so adept at sprinkling 'getting in on the acts' and such like that I'm annoyed by this mental block.

Thanks in advance

My friend and I are trying to find the segment of the A and J podcast where they are talking about the terrorism level and comparing it to the Spice Girls and Joe does his own threat level scale which is like roadman speak.

Which episode is it?

Thanks!

Hey guys, I dont have any tattoos. But sometimes I consider whether to get the Korean 리즈시절 as a tattoo. Context I am from near Leeds and lived there for over a decade, I support Leeds United and in my mind I'd like to think that philosophically I will always try and be in my 'Leeds era/Leeds years' as it's understood in Korea. I guess the question would be how trashy/lame/stupid would it be perceived by a Korean?

https://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20220929000831 Link for more context if needed

Was chatting to a friend at the weekend and remembered two strange words we would use growing up in Yorkshire. I was wondering if anyone could help in terms of etymology.

I know that other slang we'd use growing up was often an old Norse word such as 'lecking' to play something.

Might be a long shot but would be interesting to know why these words are so distinct.

'Bafing' --> To cry - https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bafing

Go leet --> To get very angry - https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=go%20leet

Hi guys been having a problem for while now where my internet disconnects and then reconnects within 10 minutes. I've tried to troubleshoot it with my service provider and it seems that their is little to no logic of when the internet will cut out.

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For example we can go days without an outage and then have 4/5 in one evening. This is across all devices - using different computers - both wired and wireless - the internet just stops and dies and then comes back to life.

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I've tried resetting and flushing the IPCONIFIG I've calibrated my ethernet so it has the releavant attributes but still no luck.

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Often when the internet goes I get - that the IP add

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I was wondering, does anyone have links/insights into to what extent the cultures of certain F1 teams breeds success? I find this part of the sport fascinating. There is so much speculation about the failure of Ferrari and Renault in the past decade and how potentially team culture has played a major part. Then on the flipside its clear that Toto runs Mercedes in a particular way. Similarly, Zak Brown steams to be turning things around at McClaren too.

How much of this do you think is related to individuals and business minded thinking and how much do you think it's team culture related to the organization as a whole?

I'm looking to find the peachy spot where the podcast goes from Andy and Bob trying to talk football to where it morphs into what we know and love.

I'm doing a cantera club for players born in Yorkshire and bending the rules slightly for players with 'Yorkshire ancestry' just to get Falcao in.

Any ideas from BIlbao managers or tips in general on how I pull this off? I've created the squad and its a competitive one for the Prem, I just need to make sure I don't die off due to lack of talent.

I'm thinking maybe I'll have to create a imaginary 3 outsiders rule for this to be sustainable. Maybe raid Bilbao for Williams or Munian so at least I keep a weird kind of integrity.

I've made the lower league Yorkshire clubs my feeder clubs except for Leeds and I have ties with Boro and Hull and good relations with Bilbao obviously.

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