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Norman, being of sound mind, decided to head to church. It had been a very long time since Norman had been inside a house of God, so he decided to dress rather simple. He caught the bus to the crossroads, where he stood in front of the church.

"Pretty," he mumbled, stepping into the building.

He sat down in the front pew, adjusting his glasses as he squinted around.

"Can I help you, my son?" A old, wise voice echoed throughout the hall.

"God?" Norman asked, looking up at the ceiling.

"No, but I'm afraid you'll have to leave, we're closed for fumigation." Said the old caretaker sternly.

"Oh, alright." Said Norman, as he stood up and walked out of the church.

Ah, hello there, my fellow Normen. I, the Apostle to the great Norman come with great news. Our lord Norman has watched over all of you very closely, and he has come with prophetic words as we grow closer to our 10,000 subscriber milestone! He whispers in my ear simple words of bland wonder.

Thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for your subscription to our corner of the Internet. Continue to spread the word of Norm, our sons.

Sup guise, it's Denver here.

Couple things I want to stress with newcomers to our little corner of Reddit;

1. constructive criticism is a very important part of our sub.

2. Make sure you arn't stealing from another post and/or plagiarizing.

3. Have fun! We're getting close to our 2k subscriber milestone, so keep them coming!

Our goals for 2014:

Sidebar drawings! 2k Subscriptions! Norman!

Thanks, and have fun!