DunceMemes

The city put up "emergency no parking" comes all along Deering Ave for paving and have left them there for more than two weeks, including a whole week when no work was done. They repainted the lines the other day and still the cones are up. Last year, they did some paving project on that same stretch of road and they only had the signs up for a day or two at a time when they were actually doing the work and took them down after so people could park there. There's a ball game almost every day of the week and it's a fuckin battle royale out there trying to park anywhere within half a mile. It's 100+ parking spaces that have been taken away.

It's PISSIN ME OFF and I want to COMPLAIN ABOUT IT

Hello!!!! I'm under a strict self-imposed buying restriction where I can only buy a new bottle once I finish another one. Additionally, I've decided to only use my "Bourbon Fund" which consists of tips from work (I don't get tips very often) and bottle/can deposit proceeds. A friend of mine doesn't have a car but she accumulates a large amount of cans and bottles, I take them back for her and as payment I get to keep the dollars. What a steal!

The thing is, money is accumulating faster than I am finishing bottles. So I think the best thing to do is to concentrate on small numbers of insane bangers. I'm in the market for one (1) new bourbon or rye (other whisky is good but I'm trying not to

https://newstandardelite.bandcamp.com/album/scasm-punished-by-disembowelment

Sounds like a bicycle bell or something. It's in every song but check out "Sempiternus Cagizmology" to hear it more clearly. I guess it must be some weird cymbal? The album is utterly insane and badass except for this weird bell sound that borderline ruins it.

Or am I insane?