EMPgoggles

Just fought a Little Mac player (no names, but Japanese with an ice pikmin avatar) a little while ago with a piss-poor attitude.

Started teabagging every time he hit me offstage (despite initially being down one stock) and managed to get me down to my last stock with a stock lead. But I brought it back and reversed him to the final KO hit, only for him to disconnect right at the very last moment (it was REALLY close and he almost missed the window).

The thing is, I've had a LOT of players D/C before when I get catch them with my dsmash bury, a bowling ball offstage, slingshot edgeguarding shenanigans, or a bait into grab-->backthrow... but I didn't use ANY of these "cheap" tools.

I liter

i was just playing this terrible Fox player (appropriately named "NOOB") who had his rules set to time match with all stages and hazards.

we get fucking Brinstar with the yellow acid. it's already an easy match because he's bad, and i get a quick stock on him. the next stock he ends up accidentally killing himself because he can't deal with the shitty stage layout or hazards. then he fucking disconnects out of frustration or embarrassment.

BUT YOU KNOW THE WORST PART??

i was left ALONE in the match against a CPU player with infinite lives because it's a time match. even though i can't possibly gain GSP from this waste of time, smash doesn't let you quit from a CPU only match, and i'm fair