Extermikate

From time to time, I throw something out into the void because I can't talk to you.

I mean, I could, I guess. But it's been eleven years and I think it would be too weird. Like I'm a creep who can't move on.

I've moved on. I don't usually think about you unless you're in my dream from the night before. Last summer I had one where you told me goodbye, and the dreams stopped for a while. But they came back a few months ago, and I'm glad. Because the bottom line is, I miss talking to you, if only in a dream.

I still have our conversations. Not all of them, but the last few, because they got saved in the cloud. I haven't gone back and looked at them in eleven years. Until today.

I posted a l

Hey guys! Help me screw with my mother in law. She’s about what you’d imagine a toxic mother in law to be. And she’s not too bright, so ideally this would be something that goes over her head. Would like to spend like $50 or less. She’s been a raging [redacted] for like 15 years, help me out!

I’m prepping for my last trial in law school - what’s the dumbest, most off the wall objection you’ve ever heard a fellow student make?

Hi, I’m looking to talk to somebody with experience in special forces training - either as a soldier or an instructor. Specifically, I have questions about these—and if you’ve done all of them, even better:

Triple tabbed SERE Class C Guerrilla warfare SF Intelligence

If you can, send me a DM. Bonus points if you’re located in the Midwest.

Thanks in advance!

I’ve always had cats but I’m in over my head.

We have had two cats, littermate sisters, for a couple of years. These are cats A and B. A is the dominant cat. No issues.

About two months ago we found a kitten outside. This is cat C. He was healthy, no microchip, 10-12 months old. We got him neutered. A and B aren’t big fans of his, they fight almost every evening, but everyone was eating and sleeping well, pooping and peeing where they were supposed to.

In the last three days cat C has been peeing on beds. I took him to the vet and they found that his tail is injured. It’s not a bite, it looks like it’s been stepped on. I suspect my mother in law but it kind of doesn’t matter how it happen

I have two GA tickets, can’t go anymore. You can have them for $100.

UPDATE: SOLD

I have two GA tickets, can’t go anymore. You can have them for $100.

This morning, I got up to go to the bathroom. When I came back my kids were in my spot on the bed, so I laid across the bottom of the bed. I put my head on my husband’s thigh (he was under the covers). Then he lets out a huge fart.

I’m so pissed. I think it’s so disrespectful. The amount of shame I have with any part of my body having an odor during sexy times, some of that after his comments, and he thinks it’s okay or funny to literally fart in my face?

The amount of shit I do around the house that he’s apparently incapable of doing? Even when I’m sick for three weeks? I literally slept in the guest room for the whole three weeks because I didn’t want to wake him up with my coughing. And

If you have emetophobia do not read this!

We’ve all been dealing with norovirus this week, and I just have to share how my dumbass husband handled it today. I can’t stop laughing.

So he was going to bring some Chipotle home for dinner. He picked the kids up from school and went to Chipotle. There was a long line. They’re waiting at the back of the line when suddenly my oldest stands stock still. Because she is incapable of barfing like a normie, she just opens her mouth silently and lets the barf dribble out onto the floor.

My oldest had not been sick up until that moment. The rest of us had it and got over it, but not her.

My youngest, who already had it, jumps back 6 feet and looks at

I’m getting a pair of iron rangers this week come hell or high water. But the question is, do I get them in store? Or, I found a pair in my size on Poshmark for $225. Is there a clear upside to buying brand new? Other than the fact that I could pick them up and wear them right away.

I am obsessed. I bought a huge container and I want to reverse engineer it, but if someone knows the recipe and could save me the trouble I’d appreciate it!