ExtraFancy

I can't open my blinds in the morning without hearing "get some sunlight on the skin" in Monica Beverly Hillz' voice. Which queens narrate your daily life?

S8 girls: "Now Skarlet, you were called out by Trixie and the other girls for being... fake. Do you agree with that?"

Skarlet: "Well no girl, I honestly just think y'all were all boring and I was trying to turn the party. Yess GAAAAWWWD! tongue pop"

/r/rupaulsdragrace: "..."

So I was at a gay professionals networking event and I saw an extremely attractive dude, one of the best looking I've ever seen in person. At one point, he saw me and "checked me out"--we met eyes when he was looking over at me, but I got shy and looked away. Honestly, I'm not totally sure what his reaction to me was. I think he smiled and said "wow" under his breath. It was something that shocked my friends, though it wasn't creepy.

I was totally caught off guard, and being 20 years old and feeling like a child among the actual adults there, didn't end up approaching him. I'm definitely kicking myself. But everyone had name tags, so I saw his name and found him on facebook. I feel like thi

I'll get a snippet of a song stuck in my head, and soon enough I'll become conscious that the lyrics exactly describe how I feel, even if I wasn't fully aware of my emotional state beforehand. Sometimes I even change the song lyrics so they apply more accurately (again, unconsciously). I feel like this usually gives me more insight into my feelings. It's a very odd thing.

Oh my god, he talked to me! So I let him borrow it of course. Then after he returned it I had a thought. What if he left a message on it for me?! This was his sly way of asking me out! I then scrolled through all of his past calculations waiting to see, "WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? ;)" There was nothing.

Self, WTF is wrong with you?