FactorySquirrel

Hi there. I think roleplaying is extremely stressful, so I'm just looking for someone to talk to, and maybe share porn links with. If a roleplay develops organically, we can take it casually.

It would be nice to have someone to talk to whenever, and bounce ideas back and forth.

In addition to all standard vanilla things, I like BDSM (especially spanking, mouthfucking, and pet play), Rule 34, exhibitionism (including public sex), and group sex (especially gangbangs, blowbangs, and bukkake).

I look forward to hearing from you.

So I'm regular human man minding my own business when all of a sudden somebody falls from the fucking clouds. I'm terrified, I think I've just seen someone fall to their death.

I run over and see the crumpled body and I nearly vomit. I pull out my phone to call 911, but before I can dial, I see the body stir under its own power. I am understandably shook, for the second time in less than a minute. I can do nothing but watch what unfolds.

What unfolds is a massive pair of golden bird wings, followed by the person wearing them. She picks herself off the ground and stands up, brushing off the dirt and stretching like she was only minorly inconvenienced by impacting the ground at terminal v

So I'm regular human man minding my own business when all of a sudden somebody falls from the fucking clouds. I'm terrified, I think I've just seen someone fall to their death.

I run over and see the crumpled body and I nearly vomit. I pull out my phone to call 911, but before I can dial, I see the body stir under its own power. I am understandably shook, for the second time in less than a minute. I can do nothing but watch what unfolds.

What unfolds is a massive pair of golden bird wings, followed by the person wearing them. She picks herself off the ground and stands up, brushing off the dirt and stretching like she was only minorly inconvenienced by impacting the ground at terminal v

I'm looking for someone to talk to, and someone to write with. I have a lot of ideas, and I want to have a female partner to bounce ideas back and forth with.

I primarily write science fiction and fantasy, but some regular stuff too. I'm into BDSM, Rule 34, exhibitionism, and group sex.

Ideally, it wouldn't be strictly business, and you and I would flirt and be sexy with each other.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

I'd like to just chat. If a roleplay happens organically, that's great, but if not, that's fine. I just want to chat. I just want to have somebody there when I need to talk. I want to get to know you, what you like and what you don't like.

I want this to be super chill. I feel like so much of dirtypenpals is a race to see who can reapond first, and a contest to see who can respond best. I'm just like, "Chill the fuck out. Suck my dick. Chill."

Hit me up if you want to have a super chill but also very sexual time.

I need someone to give me attention basically. Be there when I get lonely. I e someone to talk to. I kind of fall apart when my anxiety acts up, and the quality of my writing takes a nosedive, so when I come here looking for comfort, I try to respond to somebody's post and all I can think of is "hi". And that makes me feel worse.

So I'm writing this, hoping to find someone who is interested in soothing my demons with the powers of niceness and talking about fucking.

My desire tonight is simple: a roleplay in which you play the part of Taylor Swift. I will play some kind of rich famous person, and we're at my house somewhere fancy, on a date. We can talk and cuddle, and you can blow me and we can fuck. Pretty straightforward. So just let me know if you're interested. If we get along, we can explore other roleplays.

I'm into rough sex and BDSM, but I also am not without a tender side. I enjoy mouthfucking, light pet play, and spanking. At some point you will probably be asked to put on a collar, leash, kitty ears, and maybe a tail.

Hi there. I usually just respond to the posts of others, but I think I'd have better luck if I made my own post. I'm not looking to roleplay, I just want to talk about sexy stuff. I'm into BDSM, but I kick a vanilla girl out of bed. Let's flirt around and discuss fantasies, past experiences, and kinks. I've been kind of lonely and horny and isolated lately, and I just need some human contact. But like, the sexy kind. Thanks for reading this, and I can't wait to hear from you.

edit: Oh my god, I accidentally a word. I meant to day I WOULDN'T kick a vanilla girl out of bed. I'm so sorry for the error.