Very new to reddit. Wrote this silly mock-grandiose poem a couple of years ago on a sunny day in the park and havent really edited it since. Hope someone enjoys it :)
(Or can atleast maybe help me with formatting:/? - ARGH)
(Context: Having recently watched both 'Antz' and 'A Bug's Life' in a mad binge for animated insect adventures, I feel even more sad and apologetic than I would ordinarily for the poor ant who crawled up my trouser leg and whose fate is, at this point, unknown.)
A.N.T. M.I.A. Or: Ants in my Pants.
(A Poem in Three Cheers)
At first you were just an itch upon my ankle
And although my Achilles' heel is tickles,
(you may have seen my toes all wrigg
Very new to reddit. Wrote this silly mock-grandiose poem a couple of years ago. Hope someone enjoys it :)
(Or can atleast maybe help me with formatting:/?)
(Context: Having recently watched both 'Antz' and 'A Bug's Life' in a mad binge for animated insect adventures, I feel even more sad and apologetic than I would ordinarily for the poor ant who crawled up my trouser leg and whose fate is, at this point, unknown.)
A.N.T. M.I.A. Or: Ants in my Pants.
(A Poem in Three Cheers)
At first you were just an itch upon my ankle
And although my Achilles' heel is tickles,
(you may have seen my toes all wriggled)
I was really rather glad of the company.
O' noble Anty wh
She tells me amidst another furious raging episode that she needs to kill the voices in her head. As she bolts the door behind her I recall our honeymoon, where she told me something else; that it soothed her enormously and gave her great hope, that the old rasping demons in her mind were finally making way for a choir of angels that sounded just like me.
I often find It is interesting sometimes just to simply try and create the longest possible sentence that you can, without sounding too much like you're blathering on about almost nothing of any importance at all. That previous sentence could certainly have had more words but I feel bad; the real horror, of course, is that the time you spent reading this is gone forever.