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The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

Unfortunately, tailgating, Barbara was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as Barbara missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple

Shepard Smith _________________ the GOP!

Dylan Ratigan __________________ Betsy McCaughey!

Senator Franken ___________________ Halliburton!

Destroys. Dropkicks. Ocularly rapes.

I think reddit headlines have reached hyperbole level 7.