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r/copypasta•

Have u ever just looked at a curdy phlemy egg yolk that was smeared all over a bowl and thought that must have come out of chicken's moist slit? I was just thinking about the squirting sound of it being whisked in the bowl. I wonder, what does rooster cum even look like? what kind of orifice does it come out of? Does it secrete out of a bulbous erection? Do hens slurp it up or let it fester in their vagina? Do they get creampied and just have their clung dripping with ejaculate? How does chicken sex work anyways?

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r/askdoctors•

I was wondering how accurate the regular blood test for celiac disease is. I took a blood test to see if I had celiac and the results came back negative however I am still hesitant to remove it from the checklist of things that could possibly be causing me to have issues.

Additional info:

I made sure I was eating large amounts of gluten every single day leading up to the test to make sure it was in my system

The disease runs in my family, I have cousins with it and my sister has it.

A month ago I got a rash on my elbows, hands, and knees, it went away after using a steroidal cream.

I get hives randomly throughout the day and haven't been able to pinpoint what the cause is (have never b

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r/Drama•

Conor McGregor has gone full retard

Something Different For Once

Updating with links as the story develops:

Update 1: Some background info:

Conor McGregor is currently the most popular mma fighter in the world. He is known for starting feuds with multiple other fighters in a WWEish style. Several months ago he hopped a cage and slapped a ref from another promotion.

Him raging might be related to this. (Khabib Nurmagomedov a person he has been feuding with picking on his friend after his friend was talking shit) https://www.facebook.com/mma247official/videos/1523926604386977 Or be related to him most likely being stripped of the title on Saturday after not defending it for over a year. https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2018/4/5/17202720/conor-mcgregor-

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