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My life was boring as fuck so I started going out and just fighting people. I started putting on a helmet and at first it was only Flea Bottom beggars then it evolved to squires and now I’m picking fights with Kingsguard. I even have a nemesis. I beat up the same guy a couple times, found out where he’s assigned so I catch him off guard after he gets off his post. He’s been talking about me in taverns about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve. Dude rides around at night with a greatsword trying to kill me. My life is so much more exciting now am I crazy for doing this?

I’ve thought long and hard 🤔about the Oldtown theory. As any true Gamer of throner would know, Euron Greyjoy is using magic to summon krakens, but not just any big squid, KAIJUS. It’s been long theorized that Leyton and Malora are holed up planning a defense 🧐 for the Old Gods know how long (or the Seven, i don’t want offend anybody)

It’s been even longer theorized that they have been creating a mech, like a gundam, and I’ve thought long and hard and have only surmised that either one of them will power the head, Stannis will power the right arm, Edmure the left, and I can’t quite decide who will power either legs, maybe Loras if he feels like it.

But then I realized how STUPID that was.