It began Saturday morning, after we set up the kids with snacks and toys and just as I was getting into a Warhammer game with my buddy. A sharp pain jabbed me in my back, halfway up my left ribs. It was sharp enough that I gasped for air, struggled to talk, and could only breathe by wheezing.
Over the following 15 minutes, it became a pain in my lower back that crippled me. I could barely stand up straight. I started alternating Tylenol and ibuprofen, but those did little to restore my range of movement.
The following morning, it had not gotten better. I looked in the mirror and saw that I was standing at a slant and couldn't correct it. My stomach seemed larger than usual, but I chalked i



