Hi, so this just happened and needless to say that's some weird stuff.. I really feel like I'm in a bad American flick.
I also have to say that sometimes I really am dense as hell so please excuse me if I didn't catch up with what was happening in the moment.
To be short, I've been harassed by calls from hidden number for about a week now, and for once I was by my phone when it rang, and in enough of a good mood to answer. Here's approximately what was said (was in french but here it is roughly translated) :
Me - Hello ?
Girl - Well uh hello, I hope it's not weird but...
Me - ...well yeah go on ?
Girl - Do you think you could be my father ?
Me - (thinking it was a prank) Haha well

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