Intortoise

Link can't be a girl, SJWs trying to change the developers vision! I'm offended they want a choice!

I demand the Rust developer changes their vision to accommodate me! Playing as a girl offends me!

This seems like a consistent worldview to me

There's no better way to show a plate who's boss than to awkwardly trace photos of them in mspaint

You see this is an advanced method of applying the dark triad, when you claim to be alpha and have superior manskills and then turn out artwork like that, the plate can only assume the lack of quality is in herself, and thus she will submit herself to you fully.

(happened to see this on the most alpha thing of all things captain, theredpill IRC )