Lieutenant_Ass

It’s been troubling me for years. He’s my favorite character, and always has been since ~2015. I saw online that his birthday falls on a Friday the 13th, which narrows it down a lot but it’s hard to follow. If the popular consensus is true and he was 28 in 2018, that puts his birthday in 1990. If this year is true, that makes his birthday either April 13th or July 13, as those are the only F13’s in 1990.

If this is true, he would be entering kindergarten in 2005– which is impossible for Aphmau due to her birthday. This opens up the possibility that Zane was held back in school, but there’s no evidence to support this argument. All in all, it seems implausible that he was born in 1990 and

Currently reworking all of my socials and I’m really wanting a half life 1 themed username. Any suggestions?

Looking for more serious usernames rather than silly, but if I’m grasping at straws I can appreciate a silly username

Has anyone hunted down the actual brand Andre's camo shirt is from? Yeah I know "enough posts about the shirts" but I want THAT one. The cut is so good

How the fuck do I learn asl. I have adhd and memory loss, and my partner has stage 3 GERD and can't speak a lot of the time. We've been together 5 years, and I've needed to be learning ASL this whole time (yes, I know, I'm awful. I still can't fathom why I couldn't just make myself do it) and I DO know some sign but anytime I learn vocabulary I just end up forgetting it. It's not constant ASL so I just forget and retain the basics. I know fingerspelling is annoying but I need him to spell it out for me sometimes because I just. Don't know those signs in ASL and, yes, I know, I SHOULD know them already, but I don't. And I just can't keep up so he gets frustrated and ends up not allowing me to

So. My boyfriend is in love with lalaloopsy dolls and I want to make him as a lalaloopsy for his birthday. Is there a way to remove the plastic hair from the heads? He's got pretty unconventional hair so I plan on winding yarn around a wire, then rooting that into the head. But they don’t make bald dolls and I have no clue what's under the hair. Ideas?

So. My narcolepsy recently onset really bad and I was officially diagnosed with it about two months ago. My condition has been on a rapid decline the past year or two, and I've started needing more and more sleep to function. I'm physically incapable of laying in a bed without having a sleep attack.

My partner, on the other hand, is a severe insomniac. That's not the problem. The problem is that I struggle a lot with feeling incredibly left out and I don't know. Faulty? Incapable? When I'm struggling to stay awake but he can't sleep so he goes and talks on the phone with his friends. He has so much fun playing games and laughing and joking meanwhile I'm just stuck here. Fucking sleeping. I

I have an INSANE special interest for nuclear engineering, but alas, I am only 19 and it's not the field I'm going into. I'm am also exceedingly autistic, and unsurprisingly, "Undertale" by Toby Fox is one of the things constantly on my mind. I'm working on a "reactor meltown accident" horror AU based on the idea that several decades after the monsters were originally sealed underground, a plague struck the overworld populations and then a few years later, was brought to the underground by some means (probably the fall of the first human. All of this is completely rudimentary and not entirely finished.)

Plague wipes out underground, about 60% of the monster population either dies or is ren

So. I have this cat, Luna, and she's very smart. I've had her for about 9 years. She was, unfortunately, abandoned as a runt by her mother and litter at a truck stop. My dad and I found her, took her in, milk replacement fed her and then weaned her all from kittenhood. Naturally, she didn't learn a lot of things from her mother. One of those things is how to cover her mess in her litterbox.

She certainly has the instinct to do so. She'll use her litterbox, and then attempt to cover her mess. She doesn't... quite know where to scratch though. She'll pee or poop, then just paw at the floor. She'll do the same movement as if she were moving the litter to cover her droppings, just. on the car

Soo I want to pierce my snakebites, but I don't want labret studs. I see a lot of professionals say never start with a ring, but I'm not going to buy way long labret studs I'm not even going to use. Is it actually bad to pierce with a ring first or are the professionals just being particular for no reason again?

I have my cat, Luna (F 8-9 ish), and I've just moved into my new apartment. Me and partner wanted to get all the big stuff situated before we brought her home so she wasn't spooked.

For context, we found her as a kitten at a truckstop some odd 9 ish years ago, and have raised her since then. She was the runt of her litter, so was left behind. She has always lived in a multi-cat home since then, though she only got close and truly comfortable with another one of my family's cats, Pooters. Pooters recently passed away, and so she had been alone and isolating more than ever. She is very attached to me, but unfortunately I had to leave for college. I'm ready to take her home now, and I just wa