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Had a neighbor many years ago with a pack of chihuahuas that they didn't take care of much other than to feed them. Yappy little fuckers would crap all over my yard and run over snarling and growling, snapping at your heels just trying to get in the door from the car. They'd run up the steps and try to follow you in going ape shit the whole time. I knew the neighbors knew because I saw them watching with smirks. Tried to kick the little shit bombs but they stayed just out of range. Animal control did jack squat about it. Finally I took a shovel and started flicking all of the dog poop onto their roof. After several weeks of it building up, it rained. The literal shit storm that ensued was li

Had a neighbor many years ago with a pack of chihuahuas that they didn't take care of much other than to feed them. Yappy little fuckers would crap all over my yard and run over snarling and growling, snapping at your heels just trying to get in the door from the car. They'd run up the steps and try to follow you in going ape shit the whole time. I knew the neighbors knew because I saw them watching with smirks. Tried to kick the little shit bombs but they stayed just out of range. Animal control did jack squat about it. Finally I took a shovel and started flicking all of the dog poop onto their roof. After several weeks of it building up, it rained. The literal shit storm that ensued was li