i've seen people catch bass out of the chicago and east rivers, i've met more chinese guys than you thought possible in kentucky, i've seen more things on the river than you would believe and i didnt need AI to do it. the fish are in there, you will get one eventually. do not listen to the computer
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An underground tunnel "only' costing the state 275 million dollars (which consistently has run massively over budget) really the solution to this issue when the fucking state can't even paint lines on the roads and I have to drive around at night in the rain completely blind and they want to build a fucking Tesla tunnel ? David Beck you are a dumb fuck
BetMGM is telling me that the best way to make new friends is to place bets with guys you just met at your girlfriend's friend's dinner party.
KFC has replaced the round faced Colonel Sanders with a guy who looks like Colonel Sanders on ozempic.
Anyone else notice anything?

but i've never been to therapy so i dont want to talk shit about it
I mean shit, who remembers the 2003 blackout? just turn the water off to the data centers, there's a water meter somewhere!
It got my foot pretty good, bit through my Timberland work boots but we made it bros
No one else to really tell this to but I took sam hyde's advice a few years ago and learned a trade and I passed my state licensing exam about thirty minutes ago and now I am officially a journeyman plumber. We're gonna make it bros
You mother fuckers from the coasts need to stay the fuck out of middle America. If you need a professional to put in a toilet for you then don't act haughty when the guy doing it is 21 years old
I watched a BMX instagram reel and a passerby made a little joke to the biker before he attempted a trick and this spawned furious debate in the comments about whether or not this man walking by was an NPC. i don't know if its because i was raised in the south but this is normal human behavior and to call it "NPC" behavior tells me there is a deep problem with narcissistic patterns of thought in culture at large



