MetaBotch

Even with the woman I love.

I have no problem achieving orgasm through self-stimulation but no matter how fantastic the sex with my wife is, actually being able to finish inside of her is almost impossible. Sometimes I can do it but usually I get too physically worn out before getting even close.

Has anyone else experienced this problem? If so what have you found that works?

You have hit friendship level 50. You have unlocked: sexual feelings.

Me: Gaaaaa what is happening?

This is what most people are like all of the time.

Me: How do they function?

I dunno.

As you can tell by my user flair I'm in a fun position. I'm demisexual, I like the label, it fits, I'm still in that phase where I recontextualize moments in my life and suddenly they all make sense. This is not an angry venting post. Got no issues with my lable.

So yeah, demi. That's on the asexual spectrum which forms the A in LGBTQA. But I'm also hetero. I don't care how good of friends we are if you don't look like a woman and you have a penis I'm just never going to be into you. It's literally not you, it's me. So that means I'm straight.

So by being ace-spec I'm not allosexual which means I don't fit in with most other cishet guys because they talk about checking girls out or make lo

After watching Thanks to Them I am more convinced now than ever that Luz's palisman will be a snake. I had been personally toying with that idea ever since Clouds on the Horizon since Luz has been tangentially associated with snakes since the first episode. She brought live snakes to school in the first episode, she has on occasion hissed at people like a snake, and then there's the snake arms bit. But then I saw people toying with the idea that it might be an otter and I thought that also made sense.

No. It's a snake. Why? Do we even need to answer that, Thanks to Them practically spelled it out for us. Snakes are skin shedders and that has been interpreted as a symbol of birth, renewal, a

Have you ever just stayed up until past midnight cuddling with your SO and sharing a bottle of vodka and talking about your feelings?

Context: I'm talking about the video game Cyberpunk 2077. Also, you know, spoilers.

I don't know how it gained its reputation but prior to launch in December 2020 a lot of allo gamers thought this was going to be a raunchy and hypersexualized game and then it came out and it wasn't. It only had four romancable characters and each of them had a specific orientation that made them gender locked. For thirsty gamers there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth but for me I found a perfect example of saphic demisexual love.

Judy Alvarez is one of the four romanceable characters and she's gay, so only a female V can engage in her romance plot-line. She's also the one you meet first, in a part of

So for a long time, let's say 33 years because that's how old I am, I thought it was straight. Regular hetero. I like girls. I don't like boys. I have no interest in boys. Throw me into the pit of the Spartans from 300 with their oiled up abs and I just want out.

But it never felt right. I remember in middle school a girl I didn't know or care about asked if I wanted to see her boobs and I said "No" and every guy assumed I was gay. By high school I hated talking to peers in my own gender because all they wanted to talk about was sex and it made me uncomfortable. I didn't like talking about it. I knew I wasn't asexual because I knew I liked girls, but every girl I liked I knew on some person