ModaMeNow

Sorry for the click bait title. I know people are going to post that this will never happen, but lets treat this as an academic discussion.

Let's say they come out and say Christmas is OK to celebrate, just not the pagan Santa and other pagan aspects of it.

How do PIMI's respond. I think it depends on age and time in the Borg. But I feel that most everyone under the age of say 50ish will welcome it like beards and slacks. Sure, some will be pissed off and some will wake up and leave, but most will stay.

What do you think?

Verse 1:

Once upon a time, in the Garden of Eden

Adam and Eve, were living like a dream

But Satan came around, with a sly little grin

He tricked them with a apple, and let the trouble begin

Chorus:

It's the war between Jehovah and Satan,

The battle for the souls, it's been going on since the beginning

Adam and Eve, they made a big mistake

But Jehovah, He'll make it right, at Armageddon's break.

Verse 2:

Satan thought he won, with Adam and Eve out

But Jehovah had a plan, He sent Jesus to sort it out

He died on the stake, for our sins and mistakes

And now we got a chance, to make it through the end times' shake

Chorus:

It's the war between Jehovah and Satan,

The battle for

Once they stood firm, with faith so strong

Believing in a truth that couldn't be wrong

They preached the word, they knocked on doors

But something changed, and now they're not sure

 

They left the fold, their beliefs now shaken

They question all, their hearts now awakened

They've lost the friends, the community they knew

And in the search for truth, they're feeling blue

 

It's not an easy road, to leave it all behind

To question what they knew, to change their mind

But in the end, they'll find their way

And live a life that's true, in their own way

 

They'll find their peace, they'll find their light

And though they've lost, they'll gain insight

Th

With melodies sweet and harmonies fair,

The Beatles sang of love beyond compare.

From Liverpool they came, four lads so true,

To capture hearts with music that was new.

John, Paul, George, and Ringo, they were known,

Their songs of peace and hope, forever blown.

From "Love Me Do" to "Let It Be,"

Their songs will live eternally.

With every chord and every verse,

They left an impact on the universe.

Their music still echoes in our hearts,

A timeless legacy that never departs.

So here's to the Beatles, a band so great,

Their music will live on, it's fate.

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