MyOwnSpaceProgram

Jesus = Banned | Muhammad = Acceptable

Oxycontin = Banned | Heroin = Acceptable 🤔

[Edit: Thanks for not making this political/religious or asking to buy drugs. I know those were some, uh, "potent" terms I used to illustrate goofy nature of the censorship system.]

[Ed2: CG folks, there are some good points being made about automated censorship of common terms in languages other than English.]

I feel like another week of this and I'm going to go full ornery varmint over yonder.

"I dissected human corpses during med school, but for some reason people are embarrased to tell me they think they have hemmeroids?

Our entire game is blood, pus, STDs, butts, bones poking through skin, having patients cough bloody phlegm on us and much more.

If you think you have something that will actually gross out a physician you're kidding yourself. We've seen it all so don't bother dying of an easily curable issue to save us the embarrassment of whatever your "dreadful" condition is."

Waiting for dude to get his food so I can grab mine and get down the road.

This is a long battle and i'm keeping off, for life, even if it means making Reddit posts to distract myself.

Man, it's been a long time since smoke smelled good, but for some reason that was like willpower penetrating ammo.

Deep breath (Couldn't do that when I was a smoker). I'm good. Thanks for being here.