I know what you might be thinking with that title (or you have no clue), but this was nothing like that.
I was out for a gravel bike ride with my girlfriend when we came upon a large group of very excited, colorfully dressed people gathered on the side of a desolate dirt road. As we passed, they offered out a drink. I thought it was an energy drink, so I grabbed it.
They were VERY excited that I grabbed it, letting out a big cheer. I was dismayed to see I had a White Claw in my hand. Then they started chanting 'give him beer! give him beer!' but thankfully we were able to just keep riding.
Somebody further into the crowd offered up a gatorade, but it was already too late so I just
