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If Apex Legends was an in-game video game, in the sense that the Legends themselves play the game, would everyone main their own characters, or would they play different ones?

Papa Meat and crew should do an Arby's video, considering all the memes floating around about it's...questionable quality. And, it's almost on brand with the whole "meat" thing, especially since Arby's has the Meat Mountain as a secret menu item. It'd be fun to have Margaret's input too!

If Doey went to Chilli's he'd definitely order the triple dipper.

Jack would eat the honey chipotle chicken tenders

Kevin would eat the fried mozzarella

And Matthew would eat the sliders!

I like to think Doey likes things in sets of threes, cause the three children molded in him have different tastes. Kinda like Inside Out!

I was thinking, while eating an orange in the shower, about how CatNap would look if he ran?

We never saw him run in the games, either he climbed, or he sort of stalked or sauntered. He never ran. I don't think he's incapable of running, of course.

I looked at a picture of him, and it kind of looks like he has the same limb-length in the front and hind legs, so I assumed he'd speed-walk.

But I also looked at a picture of a camel, and how they trot, with both legs on one side. Kind of janky looking. IDK, I think it'd be funny to see CatNap trot like a camel.

I also learned today that camels can in fact sprint up to 40 mph (64 km/h for everyone else). we all learned something I guess

When I was maybe around 6-7 (HAHAH) years old, I had this nightmare where I was in an indoor skate park (do they even exist)? Anyway, It was me and spectres (my word for random people in dreams that I don't know) and we were having a pretty good time!

Then, spiders started descending from the ceiling and landing all over me. That, and the ground split open and insects poured out of cracks, as well as mummies and zombies. I looked up at the ceiling as the things started crawling all over me, and it went to a third person and zoomed out in an aerial shot. I remember screaming "WAKE UP!" over and over before I saw TV static.

then for some reason an old cereal commercial started playing.

Not really, but the way we worship money is crazy.

There are different types of money. Dollars, pounds, francs, pesos. Much like different religions, like Catholicism, Buddhism, Christianity, etc. There are temples (banks) we can make offerings too (bank deposits) and blessings we can receive (withdraws).

We sing hymns (any song in reference to money), and our entire lives revolve around this holy currency. Hell, the more rich you are, the more devout you are. They spit down on the poor, minimum wage heretics.

Idk, I'm really tired and this is my first post on here so...yeah

I may be 100 percent wrong, or 100 percent right, but I think I figured something out, thanks to Chapter 5.

The Prototype said something about how it was Poppy who brought in the Outsider (us) into the factory, meaning she wrote the letter.

But the big question we've been wondering: "how could she have written it if she was in the glass case?"

Hear me out.

I think, after the Hour of Joy, when TP really started reigning hard on the toys, Poppy began to grow worried, especially for the orphans. She knew she needed outside help, but all the employees are dead or "reanimated" into toys.

Somehow, she knew we were still alive. I don't know exactly how she knew, maybe through files, but sh

I've seen some things around this page talking about how the Prototype is obviously a jester. Pretty cool concept, was lowkey hoping for more of a spider or Frankenstein's monster-esque modge-podge of the different toys we've killed instead of a Moondrop dupe. Not saying his design is trash, I actually find it scary. All the teeth he has in his mouth freaks me out the most.

But, I've been thinking more, and I saw a comment on a YT video talking about how TP could actually have been a Jack-in-the-Box sort of toy. That could make sense, no? If TP was a Prototype of a toy, a jester couldn't have been enough. Who'd want to play with a jester (not saying TP was playable). I think TP was a gigan

OK. I'm going to be honest, Chapter 5 was both lore heavy and actually pretty good. Though it wouldn't be fair for me to say, because I thought all the game chapters were impressive. Now that Chapter 5 is over, I'm left with a few...thoughts

I think Chapter 6 will be called Better Place. I'm not sure why, but that one toy the Prototype was interrogating mentioned they (I think the orphans) were in Better Place. Prototype also said they were there too. Judging by Poppy's reaction, The orphans are either dead (highly likely), or there's a far worse place in the factory called Better Place.

Also, this next chapter will focus on us rescuing Poppy, alongside our allies Giblet and apparently Ha

I mean, it's a great chapter, but WHAT?? It's giving "Martha I'm coming home- I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING"

I did like how absolutely crazy Lily Lovebraids is in the end, and Now that Kissy is dead, I'm swinging on Mob

I have this theory that Kissy Missy will sacrifice herself to save the player, or Poppy. She's already still weak from her scuffle with what EVER rocked her shit at the end of chapter 3, and she lost her arm in chapter 4. I doubt she'll be in her prime strength.

Hopefully this doesn't happen and she survives, but if she does end up dying, WE (yes we) are swinging on Mob Entertainment

I get that people have different view on her, me personally I like her design! She has this Jinx-like vibe, minus the explosives, in my opinion. I think her not having a nose adds to her character.

I do think she's her own kind of scary. Each of the villains have their own kind of scary. Huggy was fast w sharp teeth, Mommy was stretchy, and her eyes and groaning noises freaked me out in the final chase scene, CatNap's wide smile and beady eyes were scary too! Don't get me wrong, Yarnaby was scary too cause of his mouth, Doey cause of his final form. The Doctor wasn't really a scary villain, but his actions in the past were.

Anyway, I like how Lily has these wide, seemingly unblinking eye

Hi. Hello. Remember my theory where we start with Huggy Wuggy dragging us away after the red smoke knocked us out? I have a new theory. HEAR ME OUT.

What if, we actually open up in that tea-party scene we saw in the trailer? Lily Lovebraids could have pulled us from the red smoke with her braids, or actually gone in there herself. I think she could be able to withstand red smoke, because she doesn't have a nose (her not having a nose really throws me off sometimes lol). It'd make sense maybe if we woke up in her little castle at first, bound to a chair (it's so coded like that one scene from Arcane lol). If i saw correctly, i only saw one of her braids being used to hold the candy cat toy,

So, we all for the most part know that the lab section fills up with the red smoke and Huggy Wuggy is trying to break open the door. That's where we left off.

I kind of have an idea as to how chapter 5 could POSSIBLY start. POSSIBLY, I can NOT stress that enough.

The red smoke knocks us out, since we don't have a gas mask. Huggy Wuggy gets inside, but instead of killing us, he starts dragging us to the Prototype. But we escape and go deeper into the labs.

Lowkey i wonder what we're gonna see down there! hope it's realllll bad (for the sake of game lore and Poppy saying the labs are like, uber bad)