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“Lanterns” Episode 4 is titled “The Weenie.” It’s a reference to a real Disney architectural term. It’s also a reference the show gets wrong in its own dialogue, and worse, one that doesn’t even apply to what’s actually on screen.

The scene plays like this: John Stewart, trained architect and sniper, is surveilling William Macon’s ranch from a water tower. He spots a building. He calls it a “weenie.” He explains to Hal: “That building is a Weenie. It’s an architectural term that Walt Disney made up for structures on his property. Think Sleeping Beauty’s castle at Disneyla