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And that's why we only offer organic, farm-to-butthole penis in our server. Our breasts are ethically sourced and humanely harvested. Our asses? Picked at the peak of freshness. Have you ever tasted one right off the wagon? Well, now is your chance! For the low, low price of being 25 or older, you can start being a healthier you today!

Come on by! No questionnaires, no quizzes, no photos of your face required. But don't worry, this server isn't just open to everyone- there's one teeny tiny entry task. It's not hard, you can do it. Pepperidge Farm believes in you, and I do too.

https://discord.gg/5skpZenA

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And that's why we only offer organic, farm-to-butthole penis in our server. Our breasts are ethically sourced and humanely harvested. Our asses? Picked at the peak of freshness. Have you ever tasted one right off the wagon? Well, now is your chance! For the low, low price of being 25 or older, you can start being a healthier you today!

Come on by! No questionnaires, no quizzes, no photos of your face required. But don't worry, this server isn't just open to everyone- there IS STILL ONE VERY WELL-DEFINED SCREENING PROCESS. WE'RE PUTTING THAT IN ALL CAPS TO DRAW ATTENTION TO IT FOR NO SPECIFIC REASON AT ALL. It's not hard, you can do it. Pepperidge Farm believes in you, and I do too.

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And that's why we only offer organic, farm-to-butthole penis in our server. Our breasts are ethically sourced and humanely harvested. Our asses? Picked at the peak of freshness. Have you ever tasted one right off the wagon? Well, now is your chance! For the low, low price of being 25 or older, you can start being a healthier you today!

Come on by! No questionnaires, no quizzes, no photos of your face required. But don't worry, this server isn't just open to everyone- there's one teeny tiny entry task. It's not hard, you can do it. Pepperidge Farm believes in you, and I do too.

https://discord.gg/5skpZenA

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Come play with us. No screening, no bullshit. Just a quick and OPSEC friendly initiation and then you’re part of the cult. We don’t even care if we never see your face. Stay as anonymous as you want.

Plus, now when people say “what’s up with those butthole server people?”, you’ll know. You’ll have the inside scoop to all our master plans because you’re not a butthole people.

Sure, people are going to think it’s weird you’re in a butthole server, but we say that says more about them then it does about you. Everyone’s got a hole, embrace it!

Please remove your pants ahead of time for faster service. Initiation isn’t optional but it’s easy and we’ll talk you through it, bb. Be 25+. Don’t D

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Looking for something spooky to do today? Come meet the ghost of Discord himself, Craigors. Legend has it that Craigors is currently haunting the confession server. He’s friendly, but beware, he’ll leave your DMs cold and lonely (allegedly).

Not into ghosts? Come say hi to all the other bad girls and ghouls lurking about. Confess your sins or just judge the your fellow degenerate, the choice is yours!

Enter if you dare:

https://discord.gg/XhNhtveu

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Have a hole that needs filled? Our team of experts are standing by to assess all your hole’s needs. Click the link below to send us a photo of your hole! It’s that easy!

Sorry, we only specialize in holes that are 25 or older. Please have your hole photo ready for faster service.

https://discord.gg/tSP7JeEj

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Times are tough for hole collectors, but YOU can make a difference. For just one photo of your hole, you can help over 100 Bedlamians reach their goal. In return for your generous contribution, you’ll receive access to the most irreverent server in all of Discord land.

Be part of the solution. Be 25 or older. Be willing to take off your pants.

Don’t delay, donate today!

https://discord.gg/9F8YFZVK

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That’s it. That’s the ad. Please bring that booty our way. In return, you can also see us naked. It also really helps if you’re fun, but in our experience, women willing to show hole on the first date generally ARE fun.

We have a server full of men just waiting for you. A lot of them are even hot and a good handful definitely do not give off serial killer vibes! It’s a dream come true for women! 👁👄👁

Please be 25 or older and not currently operating a motor vehicle as we will need you to remove your pants. Just click the link. It’ll be fun, you like fun.

https://discord.gg/9F8YFZVK

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We are seeking women to cure the insatiable lust of the men of Bedlam. Or, really just the one guy who complained we don’t have enough women. He needs vagenes as far as the peen can see. We may have collected 162 holes in Bedlam, but those were back holes. This man wants front holes.

I don’t know how to woo you ladies any harder than this ad already has. If you’re a cool cat who doesn’t mind showing a little hole to get in (back hole, save your front hole for jesus) and are 25 or older click the link below!

https://discord.gg/9F8YFZVK

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Is by baring your hole. That’s what Jesus said, probably. Jesus ALSO said stop being lame and come join Bedlam. What happened to you? You used to be fun. What’s a little hole between friends anyway?

You can’t tell me that showing your hole is more invasive than having to show your FACE to servers. When’s the last time you were identified by your hole? Hole is top notch OPSEC. Preserve your anonymity and your dignity. And get a little self-esteem boost for your hole while you’re at it. Wins all around!

It’s Friday, let’s be weird together (as long as you’re 25 or older).

https://discord.gg/kBzaQuPD

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Hi! Bedlam here again. We are once again asking for your hole. Don’t have another lame Thursday. Be fun for once in your life. Do it for the lore. OR do it for the nudes, we are a good looking group. I’d want to see us naked too. Whatever your motivation, come visit. Just remove your pants first.

Be over 25. Please don’t Discord and drive. Click the link!

https://discord.gg/kBzaQuPD

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Because it’s Hump Day. Get it?

But cliché Hump Day references aside, we would sincerely be delighted for you to share your hole with us this fine Wednesday. We’re somewhat of collectors, you see.

In return we offer all the hole you can handle, access to the funniest people on Discord, and a place with minimal rules that embraces individuality on a level you won’t find in any other server.

They don’t call it Bedlam for nothing.

Click the link to join. We humbly request that you be at least 25 years old, as we are old. And don’t Discord and drive.

https://discord.gg/kBzaQuPD

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It turns out butts were the answer all along! Come bask in all the ass you can handle. We only ask that you give us a photo of yours to add to our collection in return. We have 122 holes and counting, you could be the highly coveted number 123!

Remember folks, that 122 holes for the price of one! You’ll never find a deal hotter than this, so act fast!

Butt wait, there’s more! Join today and enjoy these perks too!:

✨️A main chat that is always active and never boring

✨️NSFW rooms that are actually filled with fresh NSFW content from our members daily

✨️Hot and hilarious new friends

✨️A caring, nonjudgmental, and surprisingly (w)holesome community

Click the link and join us now!

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But if you're not, come join us! Much like Olive Garden, when you're here, you're family. Unlike Olive Garden, pants are not required. In fact, this will go a lot quicker if you just have the pants already off before joining.

We're a semi-open server, the only requirements we have are:

  1. Be 25 years or older.
  2. Pay the hole toll. Yes, we'll need to see your butthole. No, we won't make an exception for you.

Bedlam is the most fun a girl (or guy) can have. Come meet the server people can't stop asking about!

https://discord.gg/4xECPAzp

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Butts & Bedlam

NSFWDISCORD

That's what I would title my sex tape, if I had one. But I don't. What I DO have though is the offer to join an amazing server where you can find both butts and bedlam together in their natural habitat.

The server is open, but the initiation will require you to open yourself to us. Remove your pants before joining for faster service. And be over 25. And maybe don't have your full name, email address, and website listed in your profile.*

https://discord.com/invite/u6QXqtPH

*Or do. I can't tell you how to live your life

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