Octesian

SO I AM HERE TO CLEAN UP THIS TOWN NOW BITCHES. I PLAN ON DISPENSING JUSTICE FAIRLY. REMEMBER THAT PAUXIE IS THE EXAMPLE OF THE FALLEN MOST DISGRACEFULLY, AND REMAIN IN THE LIGHT OF OUR ROBIN OVERLORD. THAT IS ALL

This is a question that has been plaguing me for a while, and I have been wondering what rodents redditors favour and if there are any especiall favourites we can all agree on.

My personal favourite is the Chipmunk! Have you SEEN those motherfuckers?! They are so goddam CUTE! They are kinda like pretty mice, with lovely brown and white stripes on their back. They keep large burrows, considering the size of rodent they are, and eat all sorts of mushrooms! Can you think of ANY other creature aside from badgers offhand that does that? They fucking propagate the growth of truffles!

Anyways, thats why I like chipmunks. Tell us your favourites!