Outvisible

Well between the eye patch, hook hand, and peg leg, it’s a miracle they can even get behind the wheel!

When you have an overstuffed bag, the holes allow for an influx of air, eliminating any vacuum, and allows the bag to slip out easily.

my girlfriend and her coworker were discussing the differences between the night shift and day shift.

me: Would you say the difference is night and day?

them: (Audible groans)

We've seen the average salary for the area, but in almost all of the job listings we can see, they don't display how much they're willing to pay. Is there a requirement on certain sites to display this, or is it uncouth to call their HR department and ask?

Make a circle with your hand and look through it. Slowly close the circle until what you're looking at comes into focus.

I always have miscommunications through text and email due to my very dry sense of humor. I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels like this needs to happen.