PartTimeBadman

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Apologies for the request but I've tried searching for every phrase I can think of and can't find the image in question. It's of a pack of photographers all photographing an African child and I remember seeing it posted here a few months ago. If anyone could link it, I'd be eternally grateful.

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It was Arsenal vs Tottenham in the Carling Cup, a pretty even match that went into extra time. At the start of the second half of extra time, my regen striker and Aaron Ramsey kick-off... Ramsey immediately scores, with his first touch, from the half-way line as Brad Friedel has not yet made his way from one goal end to the other. The Arsenal go on to win 3-2.

Has this happened to anyone else? Or had any equally ridiculous goals happen?

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Hiding is a difficult thing to do. I've been doing it for weeks and you haven't found me. Do I need to come back soon? No, no hiding, HEY, COME OVER HEREyou know what the punishment isTAKE THEM OFF, NOW, YOUNG MAN, hiding hiding hiding shit. The light is brighter now. I'm not sick. What are you doing here? YOUNG MAN, GET DOWN HERE, THIS INSTANT. You won't find me. He doesn't find me. I win. I win. You lose. Yes. Yes. Yes. tHATS IT YOUNG MAN, shit, I'm losing.

They found me this morning. I tried my best to hide, but there wasn't enough space inside. I didn't think the sun could get that bright through your eyelids. So much of the suffering we endure in this life is because of conf

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