N37255 is a weathered old bird. I bet she’s tired, too. Labored. Sagging around the edges. Not quite the stunning young lass she once was.

I mean, after 80,000+ hours in the air, can you blame her?

Although the ground docs cleared her for my ORD > PDX leg, I get the feeling the checkups are happening more and more often. A dent here. An ache there. Screaming coming from the lav at all hours. Her hospital bills are probably piling up.

Let’s hope she gets a chance to soak in the sun out near Pima some time soon. After a quarter of a century, she deserves a little rest and relaxation.

In the meantime, as my tinnitus dissipates back in my seat, I’m filled with an abundance of respect and joy

Harry Potter and The 93 Decibel Bathroom

27 minutes and 36 seconds.

What’s your record?

New Taxi Record!

Good videos/creators to watch?

[OC] Mickey had a rough year

Mickey had a tough year

Mickey had enough

In Jimothy we trust

You can do better, fellas

People on speakerphone video calls in public: Why are you like this??

Better luck next time, my one-legged friend. 

We’re currently unable to accept one-time pigeons

BOS > EWR. Thunderstorms at both ends. Tough times. Good luck to anyone else trying to get out!

At this point, I just might take the train instead. 

Checking in from Boston

Guys: Do you take your balls out when you pee?

Flight went out with one open seat in Polaris. 

Shout out to whichever one of the Dob’s picked love over comfort tonight. 

Also, FARM / ASS, I hope you enjoy the extra legroom!

PatBabyParty

Harry Potter and The 93 Decibel Bathroom

New Taxi Record!

Good videos/creators to watch?

[OC] Mickey had a rough year

Mickey had a tough year

Mickey had enough

In Jimothy we trust

In Jimothy we trust

In Jimothy we trust

You can do better, fellas

People on speakerphone video calls in public: Why are you like this??

We’re currently unable to accept one-time pigeons

Checking in from Boston

Guys: Do you take your balls out when you pee?

Love wins tonight!