QuickDickDean

My dog is a 3 year old maltese, otherwise in good health and spirits. He is definitely going to the vet tomorrow to get this current situation taken care of, but I was just wondering if anyone could give me some sort of an idea what I'm dealing with. Here are some pictures:

http://imgur.com/a/dICYj

He had a messy butt when I brought him inside today, and I discovered this while cleaning him. He has been dragging his butt on the floor a little more than usual for the last few days.

Also, we recently switched his food (much to my irritation--but that's another story).

Any insight would be most welcome. Here he is on his recent birthday, smiling like an idiot:

https://i.imgur.com/5sF2ozIh.

Ok all, so I'm progressing through Drangleic Castle. Past the central castle bonfire is a room full of stone soldiers and a golem that needs souls to activate. My problem is that none of the stone soldiers are coming to life, and therefore I cannot activate said golem. The ghost next to the doorway does not wish to assist me in any fashion. It looks like we may have another game-breaker.

Has anyone else experienced this? Any advice? I've tried everything I can think of. Logged off, restarted, showed up in nothing but a loincloth and a torch. Hell, I even resorted to throwing feces, but all to no avail... I'm on XBone btw, as that may be relevant.

I tried to edit my flair today, but my covenant wasn't there, even though the other eight covenants were all accounted for. I understand that we're all dicks, but so are those rat fucks(and they have flair)! What gives?!

I finally added armor to one of my cars last night. One of my crew members said that at 100% armor, it takes more than a single grenade or rocket to destroy your car. I haven't seen this actually work or not work, so I'm not claiming that it's a valid statement. If it is, though, I think that it's kind of silly that bullet proof windows/windshields aren't an option.

So I can possibly survive a direct hit from a rocket/grenade in my armored car, but someone with a pistol can kill me through the windows? Seems a little odd...

Thoughts?