RandomDood420

Context: https://thedailybeast.com/trump-melts-down-over-plot-to-put-his-name-on-historic-site/

Date: 11/1/2026

Trump is surprised that news orgs are saying that he wants to put his name on the Ford theater. He is concerned that people are making up fake news about him. But eventually, he’ll decide that he agrees with the anonymous sources from his administration that leaked he was thinking about it, and the time is now.

My evidence: Trump loves putting his name on buildings already and I think he would love his name on the place where the guy who freed the slaves was killed.

Date: However many years the war lasts, 20 maybe?

Evidence: Iran is charging tolls (https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog\_entry/truce-lets-iran-and-oman-charge-fees-on-shipping-through-strait-of-hormuz-regional-official/) and Trump never saw a protection scheme he didn’t want a piece of.

ICYMI After receiving the coveted FIFA peace prize, our President has declared that American football needs to be renamed.

https://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/article/president-trump-wants-to-rename-american-football-we-have-to-come-up-with-another-name-for-the-nfl-181710848.html

Evidence: Trump wants to name everything after himself.

Date: 12/12/2025

I have a client that wants a client login and client area for a financial planner Wordpress site. I’ve never done a client area but I have extensive experience in classic WP and I’m learning FSE development now.

Any recommendations for how to approach this?

He's the king of "observational" comedy. "What's the deal with ...?" or "What marketing genius came up with ...?"

Always from a point of condescension, and now that no one finds him funny anymore, it's the audience,

Famously when he came out of retirement, he did a show at a college where he couldn't engage his audience and then said the problem with the youths is that they were all scrolling on their phones like a gay french king.

Now he's made an unfunny movie that was just skits stitched together in the service of corporations trying to sell us sugar as nutrition, and using the profits to support Anti Palestinian protests and settlements in the West Bank. He says he doesn't care what

Mine is “Why isn’t Jesus just like Santa, but for adults?”

There's a city with a fierce storm and the flood waters threaten to rise.

A devout man goes outside and prays, "Dear Lord, please save me from this flood!"

A bus rolls up to the man and says, "Get in! I'm taking you to safety!"

The man says, "No. God will provide for me." And the bus drives off.

The flood waters start rising and the streets are flooded. No traffic can make it through.

The devout man sticks his head out of a second story window, and prays, "Dear Lord, please save me from this flood!"

Just then, a man in a small motorboat pulls up in front of the window and says, "Get in! I'm taking you to safety!"

The man says, "No. God will provide for me." And the boat takes off.

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https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/16/politics/trump-russia-declassification-lawsuit/index.html

Trump declassified all Russia investigations. The DoJ is trying to walk it all back. Now what?

This morning I heard an episode where the first story was based in Rochester NY and the second story was a casefile where the subjects name was unknown so Jason called him “Nick.”

I can’t find it now and my app doesn’t keep my history by episode. Sound familiar to anyone?

I’ve heard rumors about a large occult bookstore in NYC. I’m visiting there from the Midwest. I’ve been to Catland and it was nice but I heard tales of some bigger place and I’m having trouble locating it.