Random_2019

They both like eating little kid's cookies...

After we finished having sex, she turned to me and said: "When you said you wanted to fuck me so bad, I didn't realize you meant literally..."

Anybody else having issues with not getting the gift cards that they used their points on? Last couple of times, I have had to email customer support and then it gets emailed.

However, you'll have to work a different random job every day. You'll have no idea what it is until you wake up in the morning. Everything you'll need to wear will be laid out for you. If you need tools or special equipment it'll be there as well. People at these places won't know you and you will have to convince them that you belong there and have always worked in that field. To succeed you must complete each workday without getting fired or killing someone. You can't call out sick, fake sick when you get there, or leave early. You can't tell anyone about the money or what's really going on. Every day you'll reset, but any changes you made will be in effect until someone else change

My co-pilot tried to tell me that all the passengers hadn't boarded yet, but I said: "We've got a schedule to keep!!!"