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Zipper

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While filling up an order of potato wedges, I told the customer that her zipper is down. The customer raised her zipper and took her order. My coworker, told me not to say that to a woman and to let her know so she can tell the customer that. The next day, I went to my coworker and told her to tell the customer to “raise her zipper. I want to work smarter not harder to.”

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All subs were on special. Customer asked what’s the occasion? I said “Not sure. Maybe the meat is about to expire.” Customer. “Don’t say that man. I’m a trucker.”

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