RocketCop

Hi. Remember me? I don't. Ever since a month ago, I've been getting weird dreams... apparently, my roommate tells me I keep sleepwalking and "go outside to the local casino down the street", but the thing is, I have no recollection of it.. save for, well, my bank history. I don't exactly know WHAT happened, but for some reason each night I wake up to find more and more transactions and more of my wallet being drained.

I think it all ties back to that fuckass twink clown. Yeah, you know the one. Chester. I got him from a legendary starr drop only a month ago... as far as I can tell, the transactions had only started since last month.. And I mean, casinos? Gambling? That's his thing. Literall

I'd been hoping to find out how people uncopylock games for a little while... no idea how to do it myself, cus I'm a dummy at exploits or whatever. I've been wanting to get my hands on a couple games just to dig through their code and try to replicate it for my own stuff, but I just don't know how it works. At all.

I'd imagine there's some sort of exploit or whatever that bypasses things to make it work. I've seen people ask for uncopylocked games, there's gotta be a method, right?

Bowser: (laughs)

Mario: nice for the princess to invite us for a picnic, ay Luigi?

Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!

Mario: Luigi! Look! It's from Bowser!

"Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings and I have taken over the mushroom kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven koopa hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!"

Mario: Luigi! We got to find the princess!

Luigi: and you got to help us!

Mario: if you need help on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book

Mario: looks kind of peaceful

Luigi: looks are deceiving when koopas are involved

Mario: uh-oh! Ow! Ooh! (Coughs) Where am I?

Mario: hey princess!

Peach: oh!

I've said it once and I'll say it again, el primo is so fucking hot. Whilst all of you degenerate BUFFOONS, you absolute CLOWNS keep thirsting over generic sexy woman #73 I'm over here appreciating the TRUE beauty of this game as a whole. There is no reason for supercell to have made such a perfect man, the pinnacle of attractiveness he is the literal embodiment of perfection in every single way.

Every single night, I have a little dream - It's a wrestling match right? And el primo gets into the ring and so do I. Every single fucking time I imagine him beating the ever-loving shit out of me. So much so there are literal dents visible in my body and right as he knocks me down and I'm about t

Just now, and for the whole of today, my phone had been running incredibly slow, to the point where it froze... not sure what the hell happened, but even after it seems fixed, I feel like my phone has gotten slower.

Note, I've already cleared all my caches, so surely this is something else entirely? Also, hoping there's a way to transfer all my phone data someplace else, I don't wanna risk losing all this.