SlothFF

🍉🚨 IT'S HAPPENING 🚨🍉

GUYS. GUYS. I am NOT okay right now. I just walked into my local gas station like any normal Tuesday and I saw it. THE SHELF. RESTOCKED. WATERMELON CHILL VELO PLUS POUCHES. IN. STOCK.

I actually dropped to my knees 😭🙏 the cashier had to ask if I was having a medical event. Sir I AM having a medical event, it's called EUPHORIA.

Do you understand what this MEANS? Do you understand the SUFFERING we have endured?? Weeks of scrounging the bottom of empty tins like some kind of nicotine archaeologist 🏺 Weeks of settling for INFERIOR flavors like some sort of peasant 🤢 THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.

I bought 15 tins. FIFTEEN. The cashier looked at me like I was insane. I told him "yo

I (29m) am looking for someone to play some casual pickleball with at Monroeville park today around 5:00. I played highschool tennis but am brand new to the game but know the rules. Just looking for a super casual game to enjoy this amazing weather.

Hit me up!

Carlos Danger with 2 spaces between the words. Preferrably northern Virginia server