Slummish

You can ban me for my outrage. You can ban me for my language. You can ban me for my opinions, ideas or philosophies.

At this point, I care very little.

I have been a 'Redditor' for much longer than THIS profile would imply.

Extremely tired of you 'mods' and your treatment of my opinions, anecdotes, and lived history. You can go suck a pickled egg.

My family -- both sides -- have been building this city for more than four centuries. I don't need your approval. Where did you come from? Austin? Portland or Seattle? Michigan? Ohio? Florida? Louisiana during Katrina?

I demand you ban me outright entirely or get off my back with your over-sensitive BS.

It's offending for me to say we're

I am looking for some business establishment where I can soak or steam and then have one or two WOMEN (gay male here) scrub the hell out of me from head to toe with salt or sugar or coffee grounds or sandpaper or whatever... I don't care. I need my body polished.

Forgive my ignorance.

I've never done this and everyone I call says they cannot accommodate because they don't have a "shower" that I'd need after such a procedure...

I don't care about the cost or the location. I need to be treated like one of those cows with the giant swinging scrub brushes...

Please.

Set me on the right path.

EDIT: I'm going to reply to every single one of these comments...

BATK stars like Andy learning foreign cuisines and cooking techniques in New York restaurants, Delany trying one of everything on an eatery's menu, and even Chris shopping in stores for Reverse Engineering have been hamstrung. Brad's travel has been limited. Hell, even Carla standing Back-to-Back with celebrities doesn't meet 'social distancing' guidelines...

I have to wonder, where is this all headed?

The current incarnation of BA's YouTube still routinely offers me solace and comfort during these times of isolation, but at what point does older footage run out and what are our favorite cooks going to do to replace their shows and bolster their brand?

Some of them could work from home

I'm a 40+ year old white guy. I have a couple of cloaks. They're mainly for warmth in the winter because I get cold at the drop of a hat. Last winter we went to dinner at a trendy seafood place and sat outside under one of those tall heaters. The experience was pleasant, but you would have thought I was a leper based upon the reaction of both customers and waitstaff when I put on my cape near the end of the meal. It was just black wool lined with dark grey fleece, nothing weird, no hood, no elaborate clasps or brooches. Good luck new cape-wearers. Expect some attention as people get used to the idea. ;)

How do you know on Thursday what you will be craving and hungry for the Sunday before?! If you "meal prep," you've got problems. May as well just eat steamed rice and chicken five days per week. Save yourself the time and money.

Today I am eating corned beef sandwiches and pickles. I didn't realize until I woke up this morning that this is what I was hungry for... How do you predict the future?

EDIT: All of these initial comments and downvotes indicate that I possess a truly unpopular opinion. ;) Awesome. I win.