
SnacksAttacked
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It seems enough people didn't want the Eevees to be exempt from the rule, so we'll be covering them in a future day.
Bellossom was pretty unanimously voted out, and to be honest, I kind of expected that outcome. Today, we've got Poliwrath and Poliwhirl, and I'm hoping this one will be a little bit more interesting.
Who da hell thinks he "tuff"? He just walks right in wearin' a white coat with no gun. Like, you're jus' beggin for two scattergun shots to the face, brother!
And get this, they have the absolute nerve ta bitch n' moan 'bout me stealin' their healthkits!
A while ago...
Lucille slowly opens her eyes as dark and light energy coalesce into a heavy broadsword. It shimmers briefly.
Lucille: It is done...
Strawvi: Done..? You think this over..?! You think being trapped in this sword will break my spirit, mother?!
Lucille: I do not think so... I know so...
*Strawvi scoffs as Dartzy enters*
Dartzy: Ooh... fancy sword, mum.
Lucille: Dartzy... I actually had something to ask you...
Strawvi: Favor..? Wait! No! NO!
Lucille: I believe that this would look wonderful mounted on your wall.
Dartzy: ...A possessed sword? I mean, it sounds amazing, but would it not scare the customers away?
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