SplittingElm

Roses are red My lips are blue But nothing makes me hot Like sauna with you!

See if it works on your SO like it worked on my wife. Happy Valentine's!

Maybe you picked up a 150gram champion banshee for your nephew for Christmas and wanted to put a few lines on it to dress it up a bit. So you pull out the box fan you modified with a dimmer switch, grab the blue worm dip (with UV ink), a few qtips, paper towels and the like. Then you stretch the cord across the wood floor to the wall and set the almost full bottle of worm dip on your wife's nice kitchen table. You could have waited until the kids went to bed, but had been thinking about it all day and wanted to get started. So anyway you center your disc, open the bottle and set it on the side next to the box fan cord, and dip your qtip. Your 3 year old climbs up on the table to watch, and y