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I see a much higher percentage of uncircumcised cocks here than IRL. Do we have a lot of users who are from outside the US, or is opting not to clip the tip a thing that's coming back into fashion with parents? I'm from one of those fly-over states, and it's RARE for me to see skin.
Also, thanks to all you gents who post, whether you're sporting a bike helmet or a turtleneck.. As long as you feel like showin off, I feel like lookin!
Didn't see anything after a quick search, so here goes -- I'm finding some terrain glitches in a single player world, where I fall through seemingly-solid ground and end up trapped in areas inside/underneath the map. Specifically, when I try to walk from the Human capital toward the two massive statues, there are holes all over the place around the ravine/swampy area in the middle. Initially I tried to walk across the big arcing land-bridge, and fell through the ground about 1/2 way across -- it was a long enough fall to kill me, and with my corpse inside the map, my items were unrecoverable.
Next I tried buying a horse and running around the arch to the north, where I fell through the g
Dunno if you guys have seen it, but Unearthed Arcana is working on moving the Eberron style Artificer into mainstream 5e. You can find the class PDF [here.] (https://media.wizards.com/2016/dnd/downloads/1_UA_Artificer_20170109.pdf)
Any thoughts on these? Obviously the Gunsmith is one of those things that a DM is either gonna accept or straight-up veto for subverting the flavor of their game world, but Alchemist has some interesting potential; the class spell list and alchemy recipes allow for a great backup healer/mage or generalized support character (Identify as a ritual; the inclusion of Rope Trick for a party with warlocks or other short-rest-dependent classes). The guaranteed magic
I really wanted that Sunlight Sword, too...
Poisoned Mimic followed me off a ledge, died in midair. Left the loot there, too, the dick.
From the scroll image, it seems to be leaking flakes of frost like the Irithyll weaponry, but I've never been able to spot whether it's actually doing frost damage to AI enemies. Has anyone been hit by this spell in PvP, and does it build Frostbite?
Am I being trolled as a MadBro, or have people ACTUALLY managed to make it all the way to the Catacombs without figuring out that entering a boss fight dismisses purple phantoms? It's something like 8 or 9 times tonight... about 1/2 of the summons I get.
My fellow Mound-Makers! I have a delightful new purplicious game for us to enjoy! I call it Timed Tag. Or maybe Hide And Seek.
First, you'll need the Storyteller's Staff -- this bulgy beauty is a drop from the feathery mages on the Road of Sacrifice. It's a nifty little staff, with an innate weapon skill that creates a poisonous cloud of purple spores. This spore toxin lasts for a ridiculously long period of time. It's literally enough to poison down the giant crabs at 8 hp a tick, even if they dig away and start over. If your target hasn't got any curative items, welllll.. They're both long-lasting, AND thematically appropriate!
Next, you'll need an unsuspecting target. Hosts, inv
I find it really incredibly annoying that I can't interrupt Central when he's talking about the missions. It's really especially annoying after the 10th or 12th mission of the same exact type, and he still needs to give you the full voiceover.
Yes, Mother, I know there's a relay I need to find and blow up. It's marked on my map. I do not need a 2 minute speech about why I need to find it and blow it up. SHUT UP and let me get on with it.
Just got invaded by a guy who appeared as a regular enemy (no red aura, no aura at all in fact). He had some sort of small blue diamond-shaped shield that reflected magic with a parry (I know there's a couple that do that). What really concerns me is, when I actually landed a backstab and did some damage to him, he swapped to something that looked like an ordinary dagger. He landed a single heavy stab with it, which completely one-shot killed me, cursed me down to 75% health from full humanity AND broke every single piece of equipment I had on. Hax? or can I spec to use whatever "fuck you up forever" dagger that was?
I'm replaying DS2 (SotFS) to get my skills back before DS3, and trying to glitch through the bars near the fire longsword. I plinked the lizard down with arcane missiles, but I'm having no luck whatsoever in getting through there -- has the glitch been patched?
(EDIT: I did check the official patch notes, and poked around in Google/Fextralife, but didn't see any mention of a glitch fix.)
You can cook it! There's a recipe for Vegetable Starch at your cooking station... You need Corn, Mutfruit, and Tato, which you can garden... and Purified Water, which seeeeems to show up when you have more water production than your settlement's population needs. And the resulting can of starch counts as 5 adhesives.
