Taranis

Half a share, half a share

Half a share registered,

All in the valley of the dip

Bought the Apes.

"Forward, the Ape Brigade!

Buy the dip!" We said. "Not financial advise."

Into the valley of the dip rode the Apes.

"Forward, the Ape Brigade!"

Was the moass delayed?

Not though the normies knew

Someone had blundered.

Theirs to watch Roaring Kitty,

Theirs to reason why the stonk is so dippy,

Theirs is to direct register and hodl.

Into the valley of the dip rode the Apes.

Short sales to the right of them,

Deep in the money puts to the left of them,

Whale teeth in front of them

Sold out and rug pulled under;

Stormed at with HFT and options alphabet hell,

Boldly they rode an

I dont trust cash account assurances that shares are not on loan. Can Fidelity provide proof that shares held are actually held and not loaned out?

I suspect, on the 13th anniversary of the tragedy, that we can agree that the 9/11 terrorists are not hanging out in eternal bliss.

But are they somewhere else now, perhaps suffering for all eternity for their actions? They believed strongly enough to undertake a suicidal mission in the name of Allah (God), killing thousands in the process very similar to the many every year that wrap explosives about them and set themselves off in crowded places. All on the promise of an eternity in paradise. If you believe that they're suffering for all eternity instead, how can you be sure that you have it right where they had it wrong?

I'd implore you to consider this carefully, no matter how un