TheColonel

u/TheColonel


r/Nationals•

Listen. That game sucked as a Nats fan.

But from the very beginning, there you were. Shouting. Angry. Passionate. Behind the Visitor's dugout.

"DICKERSON! GET IN THE BOX!"

Folks were reasonably confused as you shouted. As your anger focused on one man, on the Padres, who was honestly barely involved in the absolute shellacking we experienced tonight.

But... there are rules. There is a square indicator where third base coaches are supposed to stand, and I'll be GODDAMNED IF DICKERSON WAS IN THAT SQUARE.

Why did the fucking grounds crew decide to chalk out an indicator if you're not supposed to be there, DICKERSON?

So, the refrain continued: "DICKERSON! C'MON! GET IN THE BOX!"

DICKERSON

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