I was trying DeepSeek V4 Flash Free for the first time. I had it scan my repo and update AGENTS.md.
The last section was "Notable Implementation Details". It listed a bunch of features that existed in my repo already, and then as the last bullet point it added:
- Astroturf bollards — (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
This did in fact make me laugh, but ... well, it's not what I asked for?
For reference, my exact prompt was pretty simple:
Please update AGENTS.md. Read through notes in docs/ and .agents/rules. Also scan the code in api/ and app/ to understand the current state of the app.
I'm not actually complaining. It was kind of funny and it was harmless to put it there. And knowing it can happen m
