I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Urban Planning, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on exclusionary zoning boards, and I have over 300 confirmed ribbon-cutting ceremonies.
I am trained in mixed-use development and I’m the top excavator operator in the entire federal-private partnership task force. You are nothing to me but just another dilapidated parking lot. I will wipe your single-family setbacks out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that "neighborhood character" shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret ne