WizardTheodore

u/WizardTheodore



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Grey King had grey skin. Garth had green skin.

Grey King lead people out of the west across the sea. Garth lead people out of the east across the land.

Grey King had a throne made out of dead bone. Garth had a throne of living wood.

Grey King had one god named The Drowned God. Garth had many nameless and faceless gods.

Grey King’s children were unknown half-squishers. Garth’s children were well-known leaders of men.

Grey King lived an extremely long time. Garth died all the time, at least every year.

Grey King would probably warg into his army of Drowned Men. Garth would probably warg into his army of Green Men.

Grey King did not sow. Garth sowed all the time, and helped other people

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r/Rants•

In his new video, AntsCanada reveals that he somehow completely by accident caught four species of ants in the same enclosure. So if they fight each other and he just happens to catch it in high definition, he’s not really at fault.

I’m not an ant scientist, but I think this is clearly bullshit. And also the guy speaks with a fake child-friendly voice. Which is creepy.

If he wants to make ants fight he should be upfront about it. Instead of just acting like it’s a coincidence that an ant keeper randomly gets a bunch of ants in one of his ant boxes.

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You know that bigoted conservative uncle that everyone has? Well mine happens to love my book. He said he’d plug me in with the local Southern Methodist senior citizen book league’s 12th semiannual book fair and four-alarm chili cook off. There was just one problem…

He is extremely homophobic. The son of a gun told me to delete the bit about gay reptilians having intercourse. And to lose the part where the female ship captain says “This navigational control joystick is the only stick I like to handle, if you catch my drift…”

So I told my uncle to get lost, and if I see him at the Christmas dinner table, I’m getting physical. I told my dad about it, and he said “You should have just sold

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Of course I don’t actually write things. Except for the journal of every daydream I’ve ever had. I promise you they are all Oscar-worthy. But I’ve been troubled by an intrusive thought.

Does anyone have any tips for how I can deal with the Imposter Syndrome? Because there’s some strange little voice in my head, telling me that I might not actually deserve the attention I’m getting. Lol, I know we’ve all been there. I guess I just need to stop doubting myself. Can you tell me I’m just being negative, and I actually am an incredible author?

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r/CharacterRant•

One thing I’ve noticed about women, they love Jane Austin. Jane Austin books are the female equivalent to superhero comics.

These days there have been some terrible superhero movies or shows, that focus on women having fun together, instead of traditional superhero concepts. And men have been vocal in their dislike of these productions.

But in 2016 they made Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. And Jane Austin property that focused on awesome stuff that men like, like killing zombies. And women didn’t throw a fit about it.

They don’t mine when we have fun in their playground, so we shouldn’t get mad when they have fun in ours. Next time you see a trailer for a Spider-Man movie about a grou

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I don’t mean legally. I just mean morally.

Here’s the backstory; The video game developer CDProjektRed, made a very popular series of games based off of a very popular fantasy novel, The Witcher.

In The Witcher, these superpowered monster hunters are known to be trained at three different schools. School of The Wolf, School of the Cat, and School of the Griffin.

The games later added four more schools that are not official book canon. The Schools of Viper, Crane, Bear, and Manticore. The writers who wrote this certainly got paid, but of course not nearly as much as the original book author.

After the popularity of the franchise, a fandom was formed, and fan fiction writers developed

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