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I filed a claim for the new PUA application and received a claim number and everything. However, when I go to log into my account, it’s as if my account simply doesn’t exist anymore and there’s no record of my claim. I don’t have my claim number either as I figured I didn’t need to copy it down down as it was located in the portal with all my claim/personal information. The accounts are social security number based and when I go to sign in it should take me to my account! What should I do? File a new claim and sign up again with a different account? It just doesn’t make sense. If anyone from PA could test to see if there account is still working that would be helpful!

Now imagine it’s late December and you’re thinking about how Big Papa Musk is going to take Tesla to the moon, so you take the $1k you got in your Christmas stocking and jam it into some Tesla calls like this guy on December 28th. You then watch in disbelieve as your small investment of $1,000 balloons into a 100,000% gain as you sell it for $1,000,000 on 2/19. Then, giddy and feeling autistic, that very same day you decide the beer disease could get really bad and the million bucks is

If we each get a thousand bucks from big daddy trump, this sub alone will have gained a huge amount of money to lose on options. THINK ABOUT THE POSSIBILITIES. Long $DICK.

I emptied my life savings into some SPY calls on Friday. Obviously with futures being down more than 5%, I’ll lose money when the market opens. Luckily, I just deleted the Robin Hood app so none of its real (trust me guys you have to actually have the app on your phone for trades to go tits up). When should I expect my money to be put back in my bank account so I can redownload RH and make another account?

I can’t stop thinking about how much money I could have made if I loaded up on Puts 2 months ago. I remember seeing an article in the paper about the beer disease at the end of January and thinking “damn... this could be something.” Then I proceeded to play with my tits and not do a god damn thing. Now I’m sitting here thinking that even small investments, if done properly, would be worth millions today. All I can think about all day is how one decision would have changed my life forever and allowed me to never work again and be able to snort blow off a hookers ass every day of the week. Now, I just sit quarantined in my house with my wife and her boyfriend knowing that I will have to go bac