u/awkarin
i'm in the business of faggotry,
i hope that you're a top,
i got a bottom like a batty boy,
i shake it like a thot,
was a matter of time,
before i blew my load,
i told him i couldn't lie,
i wanna suck your fuckin chode!
i'm rockin 8 long inches,
he says he's got 3,
i told him i couldn't lie, i'm gonna have to see!
ha, 3 inches, yeah he fucking lied!
he whipped it out for me,
he's got a massive cock
*guitar drums chorus buildup*
wooaaaahh im a humungous fag
You will never be a real viking. You have no drakkar, you have no sacred grove, you have no slave-wives. You are an obese man twisted by corn syrup and hormone-pumped meat into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your asinine positions behind closed doors. Christians are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out larpers with incredible efficiency. Even larpers who “pass” look uncanny and tryhard to a man. Your reddit handle is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drun
Cum and go
Drip and dip
Nail and bail
Nut then strut
Plow and ciao
Suck and duck
Skeet and yeet
Hit it and quit it
Ram and scram
Screw and shoo
Shoot and scoot
Squirt and revert
Smash and dash
Skeet and retreat
Rape and escape
Hump then dump
Kiss then dismiss
Finger don't linger
Cuddle then scuttle
Breed then proceed
Get laid then evade
Jack off then back off
Ejaculate and evacuate
Go down and skip town
Impregnate and immigrate
Tear her apart then depart
Bust a nut then leave the hut
Fuck her ass then hit the gas
Suck her toes then say adios
Fill her hole then take a stroll
Shoot the Jizz then out you is
Spray DNA and refuse to st
Nunca serás español. No tienes genes europeos, no tienes capacidad mental, no tienes el espíritu. Eres un hombre amerindio que jamás estará a la altura de un europeo, física y mentalmente.
Todas las personas que sienten pena por ti lo hacen para quedar bien. A tus espaldas la gente se burla de ti. Tus padres están disgustados y avergonzados de ti, tus "amigos" se ríen de tu macabro acento. Los europeos sienten total repugnancia hacia ti. Miles de años de evolución han permitido a los hombres olfatear a los europeos con una eficiencia increíble. Incluso los castizos que "pasan" suenan extraños y antinaturales para un europeo. Tu gastronomía es un claro indicativo. E incluso si logras llevar
I haven't watched this show in years, but it just popped into my head just now, and I started thinking about the characters, and I realized just how much these characters fall into archtypes that are spoken about within the context of the black pill
Spongebob Squarepants is a blue pilled incel, overly positive and optimistic, despite all his shortcomings, is a literal wage cuck that has a pet cat and has and likely never will get laid, he completely lacks self awareness about how the world works. The irony about spongebob squarepants as a series is that they took an archtype that is usually a background character and made him the main character, its like in most series you'll have someon
You now live in an alternate timeline where Rian Johnson never was selected to make TLJ.
Star Wars is still a hugely popular franchise with massive consumer base similar to the MCU. 1-2 movies come out a year, usually around December. Christmas season is now officially known as “Star Wars season”. Entire films about young Leia with hologram Carrie Fischer with stock audio have been released. May 4th is a federal holiday and Baby Yoda is more recognized than Jesus. Political protestors are regularly dressed as rebels and George Floyd is made an honorary Jedi. Tesla comes out with a car that looks like the Millennium Falcon. Kimetsu no Yaiba bombs in the west, unable to compete with the wi
He needs to recreate that one night stand he had with Niall. OOP. Did I say that out loud? Yes I did. And its true. Niall and Shawn were obsessed with each other, but they remained 'bros'.. They were planning on collabing on a song together, so they spent many long nights alone in the studio working on the song. The song was allegedly called 'Reaching Out', and was to be about their experience moving to a Hollywood and starting a new life, but still reaching out to their friends and family back at home. Now, by this time, they were established in Hollywood, but Camila was busy working on her new album Romance (this was about early 2018) and getting started on the Cinderella movie. Niall's gi
Is that Spotemgottem? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe on. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming into the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. Al
77th director of the wangsheng funeral parlor here reminding you all that its entirely okay to be LGBTQ+ or a pedophile as long as you are comfortable being sent to hell, where your unholy torment will be a testament to your wretched life and wicked ways, your skin flayed and your viscera scattered about, you will weep and cry, but this will only serve as music to the ears of your tormentors, for they despise your very being, where your eternity will be shrouded with an anguish you could never imagine, and even though your skin may crack like the desert soil and your veins will bleed like the tigris and euphrates, the pained wails of your soul ablaze will never be enough to quench the thirst
يهود خيبر Muhammad born 4 years after his father died نكاح الوداع heaven servant boys اكل لحم تارك الصلاة battle of the camel خالد بن الوليد يطبخ ويأكل رأس مالك بن النويرة وينكح زوجته بنفس اليوم Ridda wars الناموس واصوات الجرس Umm Qirfa مفاخدة الصغيرة Nadr ibn al-Harith عائشة بنت ابي بكر Temporal Lobe Epilepsy صفوان بن المعطل ولماذا ٤ رجال شهود Adult Breastfeeding ٥٠ صلاة لولا موسى ماذا كان يفكر هذا الزنجي الله The chicken ate it عمر بن الخطاب والتداوي بماء الرجل Camel piss ام ايمن تشرب بول النبي Islamic conquest of india ثورة الزنج Black holes in Quran دعني اقطع عنقه يا رسول الله hercules and islam وَمَا كَانَ لَكُمْ أَنْ تُؤْذُوا رَسُولَ اللَّهِ وَلا أَنْ تَنْكِحُوا أَزْوَاجَهُ مِنْ بَعْد
Taylor Alison Swift is everything that is wrong with music. She's the reason mediocrity has become the norm these days. She is the reason why almost none of the current pop stars have any performing skills or vocal talent, because she allowed the doors to be opened for artists to just write about their silly exes with the most kindergarten esque lyrics you could think off. She stripped away talent from an entire generation of pop girls. And it could have been so beautiful.
Lets start with the obvious: Taylor is the queen of USA. And that might seem like a big achievement, it actually is not. She has gone to the top of that country, and she did it very smartly. Taylor Swift is NOT a musician
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I love blonde skin and hate Sweetney. break the money? No, cut Sweeney. in the middle. forever. Allow the intestines to flow freely and the blood to cover the blue-green envelope while the man is lying in the intestines. The shit mixed with blood organs is more comfortable than Sweeney's vagina can be. I'm cruel to you, bitch Sweeney dies, dies cunts!