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We really wanted this guy. Like Garth Brooks said "some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers" :)

So this just happened. Family & I are walking our American bulldog mix on a trail. We come up on 40 year oldish lady and her 3 medium sized dogs. From about 30 ft. away she immediately barks out her command "you're gonna need to move your dog that way", pointing off to the side of the trail.

I respond with "are all 3 of your dogs misbehaved"? And of course I kept walking on the trail straight towards her.

She says "no but I'm worried about your dog".

On what planet is this acceptable? If you have misbehaved dogs, or you are a soccer mom who frets about everything, then move YOUR ass off the trail. My dog is well behaved and I enjoy letting her greet other dogs on the trail. Dogs are s

Is there absolutely no other story to tell? For fuck's sake NBC, I know more about Phelps than I do about most people in my family. I know about this substance abuse, I know about the baby, the fiance, the cup marks, the medal counts .... please STOP.

There are so many athletes competing and I'd love to know more about them.

I recently came across an 8 pager, yes EIGHT fucking pages, and a 6 pager.

We are all busy. Unless you're applying at the DMV, no employer on Earth has time to review 8 fucking pages of nonsense!

Get your God damned shit together and summarize what you've done, in the name of all that is sacred.

Whew, I feel better getting that off my chest.

Edit: To clarify, I'm specifically asking about technical resumes. I suspect the problem is more pronounced here because of the million technologies we work with in any year.

Edit 2: By just having this discussion I'm hopeful that a 6 pg resume'er will make some changes this fine Fri morning. I've seems some good candidates get tossed out because of

I haven't seen any details of provisions in contract. I assume Broncos wouldn't be so dumb as to not include a provision to say "if you fail a piss test you get ZERO"? I know it's 70 mil guaranteed, but exactly how "guaranteed"?

Would rather not turn this into a debate of what causes homelessness.

But isn't the key issue the large soup kitchen located RIGHT downtown that hands out free meals? Isn't an empty stomach a basic motivator to change your path? I've watched Intervention enough to know that you have to hit rock bottom before you're willing to change. By keeping their bellies comfortably full, we're just allowing this middle state to persist (no home but fat and somewhat happy).

They have meals and weed and lovely summer weather, why change a thing ...

Edit - wow, not a popular idea on reddit denver for sure. I wish reddit would track negative post values because I suspect this would be one of my lowest