It is to be taken as axiomatic that ‘If she breathe, she a thot’. This is an axiom of Thotistentialism and simple observation should prove this correct to any observer. My good friend xxxxxx P. xxxxxx extrapolated from this that ‘If she theoretically or actually exist, she a thot’ in his own paper, to be published soon.
Another good friend of mine, xxxx ‘Horseman’ xxxxx, has analytically proven that ‘thot’ and ‘snake’ have the same linguistic meaning. Ergo, thots and snakes are the same thing. Moreover, it is a well-documented fact that goats are the Middle Eastern equivalent of thots. As science has proven that the peoples of the world (and therefore their thots) are all one species with n
